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deoderant 

noun: The way retarded people who attend community colleges spell "deodorant".
Look, that retard spelled deodorant like "deoderant".
deoderant by x-cali-bar May 8, 2009

deoderant 

The greatest invention of mankind.
Yo, whoever invented deoderant was smart cause now I don't stink.
deoderant by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Deoderant 

God's gift to men
Who let a skunk in? oh, he just forgot to wear deoderant
Deoderant by kinghiga_808 March 29, 2025

deoderant high 

When you huff deoderant and become fucked up as hell.
Person1:hey did have you huffed deoderant?
Person2(already deoderant high):huh? Oh yeah... i don't have a clue what the fuck is happening, what did you say?

Desperanto 

A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.
"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.

Why is he talking like that?

He's a desperanto.

Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
Desperanto by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

deodorant malfunction 

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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