deoderant

something you put on so you wont smell like dennis rodman when you sweat.

hey you smell like chicken fricasee wear some deoderant next time.

by sowhatifisaidthat November 18, 2004

deoderant

noun: The way retarded people who attend community colleges spell "deodorant".

Look, that retard spelled deodorant like "deoderant".

by x-cali-bar May 8, 2009

deoderant

The greatest invention of mankind.

Yo, whoever invented deoderant was smart cause now I don't stink.

by A random somebody September 21, 2005

Deoderant

God's gift to men

Who let a skunk in? oh, he just forgot to wear deoderant

by kinghiga_808 March 29, 2025

deoderant high

When you huff deoderant and become fucked up as hell.

Person1:hey did have you huffed deoderant?
Person2(already deoderant high):huh? Oh yeah... i don't have a clue what the fuck is happening, what did you say?

by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020

Desperanto

A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.

"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.

Why is he talking like that?

He's a desperanto.

Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.

by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005