Denton, TX 

Irrelevant North Texas person:
"Isn't Denton like Austin?"

Anyone who's actually been to Denton and knows the truth:

"Yeah if Austin had only potholes for roads, chain restaurants as the only source of food, outdated people and was a literal dump filled to the brim with Trump supporters then yeah, you could say Denton was "like Austin." The two cannot compare in the slightest. My mom a third-generation Austinite (meaning born and raised in Central Austin and no, not west campus) said Denton is the shitty 1980 version of South Austin. If you know anything about South Austin and the old Crockett High School then you know that's a major insult."

Denton, TX:

"Denton...Isn't that the dodgy city where they support Trump and claim to resemble Austin?"

A person that's been to Denton and possibly also UNT alumni:

"Yeah, that's the one. The "city" is more like a neighborhood with zero traffic containing total slackers who smoke weed that they found in a Lousiana swamp and struggle with depression because the things to do consist of a bowling alley where most of my friends got HPV back in the day or to join the local sex trafficking ring with free transportation provided by the local pastor."

Denton, TX by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 12, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012