Denny's Law 

The law simply states: You do not go to Denny's. You end up at Denny's.

Nobody wakes up in the morning and thinks "I'm going to go to Denny's later." If they do fully intend to go to Denny's, then Denny's Law takes effect in a slightly different fashion. A sequence of events will begin to unfold that will cause literally anything else to happen, and after a day of insanity, they may still end up at Denny's, by chance alone.

Denny's Law is also colloquially referred to as "The 11th Commandment," by some. This was originally thought to be a joke, but archaeologists just uncovered a lost piece of Moses' tablet in the deserts around Mt. Sinai, which roughly reads: "Thou Shalt Not Arrive at the house of Denny by predetermined intent, for to do so would be a sin; it is only acceptable to arrive there by chance, confusion, or the complete lack of an IHOP within an hours drive of ye location."

There is a small subculture of people known as "Denners," who spend their lives on a wild ride, attempting to end up at Denny's without actually meaning to do so at any given moment. For some, they find themselves continuously thwarted by the second form of Denny's law. But others, and they are few, have managed to catch on to something they call "The Dhenma Cycle," or "The Flow," which allows them to thoughtlessly end up at Denny's whenever it is the right moment for that to happen.

"Bro, I don't even know how, but like, I'm at Denny's right now. The last thing I remember is smoking a pile of weed at Grant's house, then I was standing on top of a building, then I was climbing a tree in my boxers at the park, and now I'm here and I think I have an elephant costume on or something..."

"Bruh that's Denny's Law. Deal with it."

Denny's Law by the laundromat manager November 1, 2020

Denny's Law 

The Scientific Law that states any food is automatically more delicious if you add bacon to it or replace one or more of the ingredients with bacon.

Bob:"Dude, there is no way they can make a sundae even awesomer than it already is"
*Bob sees new bacon sundae ad on tv*
Bob: "Well, Denny's Law strikes again"

Denny's Law by Rice Menshorts May 1, 2011

Danny's Law

section a:if one promises a party, one must deliver

section b: if the above is not fulfilled, the bro who has promised then denied his bros a party shall be sack-tapped 5 times from every bro who was promised the aforementioned party from the said time of denial until the end of eternity

section c: the above section will not apply if the bro who denies the party has decent reason to cancel the party, which shall be decided by the bros invited to the aforementioned party

section d: if the complied reason is sent to a fair vote and voted unfavourably, each and every bro hath opportunity to sack tap said first bro less than or equal to five (5) times

section d(a): if said sack taps are exhausted but one or more bros sack taps said first bro and uses the denial of the party as justification, thou bro is a dick hence usual rules apply

Dude: Broseph cancelled his party! WTF?!
Bro: Looks like Danny's law is about to take effect.
Dude: Was there a reason.
Bro: Nah.
Dude: Danny's law.

Danny's Law by DJBridge765 July 8, 2012