denim dick

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

denim dick by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

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denim dick

the pain you get in your dick after grinding with a girl for an extended period of time without getting anything afterward; your dick gets rubbed raw by the scraping together of jeans

Yo Nick did you get with Rose last weekend?
Nah bro, she just gave me denim dick.

denim dick by mikeokhurts69 November 3, 2011

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Denim Dick

When you wear your raw denim too hard and the stain rubs off on your penis turning it a blue or black (Depending on the denim).

After Joe wore his raw denim jean's working out, the sweat made him have denim dick!

Denim Dick by Zanoptics54 February 25, 2011

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Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with

Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"

Denim dick by DontQ April 20, 2016

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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