caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer's definitions

gyno machine

aka abductor (push legs apart) & addoctor (pull legs together) fitness machines. gyno machines are one of the most entertaining weight equipment systems to work with, specifically if you have creepy guys watching you.

FEEL THE BURN.
gyno machines are quite a necessity in a great workout

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

denim dick

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008