The Dementor is a sex position where you assume the misonary position. You then place the blankets over your head like a Dementor from Harry Potter and push down on her stomach, taking all her breath away. It is at this moment you must climax and then make the high pitch squeel of a Dementor. If said female then yells "expecto patronum" well, then you marry her.
by Dracoko4757 December 19, 2016
Someone who is in the fringe of your group of friends who is tolerated because it would be a shame to tell them to Fuck off!
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
Person 1 : Never invite jim to out for a drink
Person 2 : Why not
Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor
Person 2 : Why not
Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor
by derek m is gay February 26, 2009
Dude one: bro are you ok your acting like a dementor
Dude two: yeah I'm fine just stressed from quarantine
Dude two: yeah I'm fine just stressed from quarantine
by Beansboii April 15, 2020
1. A really really hot chick. She's so hot she's scary. It can also be a really really hot guy, but it mostly for women. This dementor makes something silvery come out of your wand.
You must be a dementor , because when I see you, something silvery comes out of my wand. I mean seriously, expecto patr-OH!!!
by Filius Flitwick January 28, 2007
Woman's menstrual period. Goes along with Blast-ended Skrewts (cramps) and Azkaban (uterus).
It sucks.
It sucks.
by colourofjazzee May 2, 2009
The most Ballin Drink you can make, Brass Monkey a 40 of Old English with Purple Drink, called the Dementor because it resembles "Dementor Piss" according to Jonny Haworth. WARNING: you will feel like you just got the kiss of death from a Dementor if you can conquer this beast.
Make one Grape Kool-Aid single, brass monkey a 40oz of Old English and there you go.
"yo son, that Dementor fucked my shit up"
"that Dementor makes me feel like a menace in South Central while drinkin juice in the hood"
"Smokin on dat Chronic drinkin Old English!"
"yo son, that Dementor fucked my shit up"
"that Dementor makes me feel like a menace in South Central while drinkin juice in the hood"
"Smokin on dat Chronic drinkin Old English!"
by Young_Beezy February 20, 2009
this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.
Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you
Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night
Dame: c'mere closer
Fella: what you got in mind for me
Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr
Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss
Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night
Dame: c'mere closer
Fella: what you got in mind for me
Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr
Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss
by RJ_MacReady January 20, 2012