Haworth

The smallest town known man-kind (aka the town next to closter and demerest). Description: A downtown containing a minit mart (and a few other unknown stores), a pond with muck in it, and an anual flea-market.

1."Meet me downtown"
"Okay, I'll meet you in the ice cream section of the minit mart"
2. "Yes! The pond froze!"
"No way! This is like, the highlight of the year!"
3. Countdown: 34 days until the flea market/fishing contest!
4. Let's go hang out at the "loading dock" behind the bank and then go skating to the dumont-sters!

Haworth by Anonymous April 23, 2005

Haworth

A verrrrry small town in Northern New Jersey. It has two "sides of town" which are divided by the train tracks in the center. There is a small pond and downtown area. Most of the people are upper-middle-class, and are as rich as the people in their bigger neighboring towns. The Haworth kids go to NVD during High School and HPS for Elementary/Middle school. There is a lot of drama. Everyone hangs out either downtown or at people's houses during the school year, but during the summer they go to the Haworth Swim Club. Most of the girls there are very Abercrombie/Hollister with a mixture of Mandee's/Delia's with a splash of Forever 21. Mostly every girl has a Coach wristlet. Most of the boys there are very Abercrombie/Hollister with a mixture of Nike/Under Armor.

1: Want to go to the Pharmacy, Alessandro's, or the Minit Mart for lunch?
2: How about Minit Mart? I'm in the mood for popcorn chicken.
1: I wish we could go to Alessandro's, I'm in the mood for pizza...
2: They overprice their stuff anyway.
1: It's not like we don't have enough money! What do you want to do later?
2: There's nothing to do in this small town, Haworth.
1: Yeah. Want to rent a movie at my place?
2: Sure!

Haworth by Haworthian August 25, 2009

haworth fire dept

a group of assholes with the Dumont mentality that don't know shit about fire because they never see any, and think that beating demarest first due to a fire alarm is the same as demarest beating haworth to a mutual aid fire in closter when haworth was covering them. Alvarez Mcgloin, and Hayes are useless

haworth fire dept sucks

haworth fire dept by demarestisbetter. October 20, 2008

Steve Haworth 

The now internationally-known body modification artist, hailed as the originator and foremost pioneer of 3D Body Art. His mediums and methods include transdermals, scarification, cautery branding, and 3D implants (which he invented and developed himself). He is especially noted for his extensive modification work on the Lizardman, the Catman (Dennis Smith), and the famous circus star Enigma.

"Flesh is my medium."
-- Steve Haworth

Steve Haworth by Lapideus November 30, 2005

Ryan Haworth 

The fittest of all the men has a Dorito body shape and looks like pure heaven

Gertrude:Did you see that lad over there he’s well fit inhe

Emily:Yeh that’s Ryan Haworth

Ryan Haworth by BangtanBoys May 14, 2018

Chewis Haworth 

A guy who is a complete jizztard. :)

Hey who's this Chewis Haworth kid?" "Oh, he's a jizztard

Chewis Haworth by Gratzella1 December 2, 2011

john haworth 

a man with a big fat dick, all the girls and the gays want to give him a taste

i wish my boyfriend was john haworth

john haworth by cumslut24 November 6, 2020