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Delsea Middle School 

Delsea middle school. The school were sluts and jockies run around calling eachother faggots and telling eachother to go die. Fun right? Girls will go on and on about their fuck ass uggs and pink cloths, and boys will go on about how much they want to have sex with the girls. Also, only a certain amount of students are allowed in the bathroom at once, so there is pretty much always a line in the hall. Some kids even sneak drugs and other dangerous shit in. Then there’s the nerds and artists. The shy ones. But they are literally the only nice ones in this school so if you want friends you should start talking to the art geeks and nerds.
Life in Delsea Middle School:
Delsea Boy: Omg she is so fucking hot
Delsea Girl: Omg look at my fucking uggs they are so cute!
Delsea Nerd: Hi I’m the only nice one here I’ll be your friend.
Random: nvm I’ll just leave this place is too messed up....

Delsea Middle/High School 

A school in Franklinville, New Jersey. At Delsea you will find herds of slutty girls showing off their Uggs and football jocks in their under armour. You can also find plenty of gangstas and junkies bragging about how they drank 5 Monsters the other day. There are plenty of loudmouth morons talking about how they had sex a bunch of times and how they will beat each other up. The teachers constantly have to put up with abuse from the punky delinquents and jocks walking around and tossing their heads like they just drank a Ny-Quil smoothie. Occasionally you will witness a drug dealing sloppily disguised as a handshake.These often result in the drug falling to the ground and the retards getting internal suspension. The nicest people-suprisingly-are the filthy niggers. The students in honors classes are mainly football douches that only took honors to look cool. The orange girls are treated like sex objects by their harem leaders, who are typically football douches. The principal at the high school favors football douches and the vice-principal is a bitch that favors blacks.
Person 1: Hey guys how's it going?
Person 2: Hey. What's up.
Delsea student: Dude, you are gay. I'll kick your ass if you don't suck my cock. You don't play COD? Faggot. You gotta be tea bagged now.
Rational person: Hey man, you want to tea-bag him, but you call him a faggot? That is highly illogical.
Delsea student: I don care what ilililkallogikal, I'm a Delsea wreslter!
Delsea Middle/High School
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