Defré 

Guy. Blond. Takes his clothes off when highly hydrated with alcoholic beverages. Secretly wished to look like Thor. To be fare, he does have the adequate hair and already uses the same uncommon vocabulary

Oh look ! It's Thor !

No silly, it's Defré doing some push ups

Defré by Cacafondu July 28, 2017

Deerek 

Dereek is undeniably a skid (looks well said). His mannerisms and language are often cooked, exaggerated, and quite unreal. He is obsessed with all things ketchup and poutine-related and can often be seen downing copious amounts of both, much to the amusement of his fellow CC members. However, it is clear that Dereek is not the alpha of his group as his cousin, Icy, can out-drink him effortlessly and is often the first to reach for a smoke. In terms of physical strength, Icy also surpasses Dereek as he is able to lift more weights at the gym, and even managed to beat him in the wilderness in a 1v1 battle. Though Dereek's skid tendencies are evident in most Runescape players, his inability to outshine his cousin Icy will be spoken about for years to come.

Deerek 'You are the king of drinking'
Icy 'Well said'

Deerek by Sparc Mac Community May 23, 2023

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by Gamer487 December 3, 2019

anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

anti-defecation league by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

Defecacy 

1. An awful meal.
2. A food that literally tastes fecal.
3. A complex dish made with painstaking care but has catastrophically disappointing flavor.
4. Absolutely not a delicacy

The term is used so as not to offend the cook. Polite society tells us that it is rude to be brutally honest when asked how enjoyable a particular meal was. Polite society also tells us it is rude to correct someone's mispronounciation of a word. So, while you said "defecacy," he or she will think you meant "delicacy" but will be too polite to correct you. You can be honest say the meal tasted like a shit but the cook will believe you loved it. Everybody wins.

Q: "...So, did you like the chocolate-marshmallow & cheese meatloaf I made special just for you?"

A: "Uh - yeah, it was a real defecacy."

Defecacy by JEUNT November 11, 2009