defect

1. n. An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional.

2. v. To abandon an obligation or loyalty.

3. v. To change loyalties.

The refurbisher got sick of painting over defects, so he defected to a company that repairs merchandise with defects.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

Defect

A word to describe someone with a defect that is defected, also called a Efan.

Efan is a defect

by AledWilliams May 30, 2017

defect

the koolest guy on eartth and ownz everyone on ize irc :) especially snuffkin.

omg i wish i was a defect!!!

by blah February 4, 2005

Defect

Ryan’s S14 has a green sticker

Ryan is a defect therefore his S14 is defective

by Tyrone.w3st June 25, 2023

defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Autocorrect Defect

When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.

Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!

by autosnorrect June 16, 2011

Mental relationship defect

Similar to a mental defect, but applies to intimate relationships, particularly when one party takes subtle steps to sabotage a relationship.

Tom: I thought you two were getting along great until she flipped shit over you ordering fettuccine instead of linguine and then insisted on taking everything to go for leftovers.

Jerry: Yeah, that girl has a mental relationship defect.

by KM and KM March 7, 2019