Defechoke

The act of choking someone until they defecate thus literally choking the shit out of them.

Sean was being a dick and ended up getting defechoked.

by Stetson Kennedy January 11, 2014

defecake

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the offering of poo cake. Essentially, the slighted party bakes an extravagant cake for their partner, takes a dump on top and then leaves it for them as a gift. Often, a goodbye message such as, "Piss off, asshole", will be written in red icing as well.

Bill: "Hey Brad, did you break up with Suzie after you caught her cheating on you?"

Brad: "Yes. I left her a lovely defecake on her dorm room table earlier today. Hope the whore and her roommates enjoy it."

Bill: "Nice."

by sillyrabbit2011 March 19, 2011

Defecotel

When you check into a hotel in a nee city quickly drop your bags without getting your bearings. You have a big night and get home drunk manage to find your room and pass put. You wake up in a pitch black room not knowing where you are with no idea where the toilet is and needing a poo.

Lads I got defecotel last night so need to go past a shop to buy some new underwear

by manodepersona June 3, 2018

defecho

When you repeat something someone else just said, but you didn’t hear them.

I hate when I have defecho, because it makes me look like I’m not listening.

by Crispy K. July 4, 2024