Defecotel 

When you check into a hotel in a nee city quickly drop your bags without getting your bearings. You have a big night and get home drunk manage to find your room and pass put. You wake up in a pitch black room not knowing where you are with no idea where the toilet is and needing a poo.

Lads I got defecotel last night so need to go past a shop to buy some new underwear

Defecotel by manodepersona June 3, 2018

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

defecate by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

defecate by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007

defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

defecate by AdGarUK January 9, 2012

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

defecate by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003