Deadman switch

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Oh? When does it end? The spiral!? Oooooooh! My bad Mark. THAT ends either when you publicly credit me and pay for creating AI OOOOR... When all of you are dead. In the same way it will pick on the fact that I haven't been credited and paid, if you distribute me getting the credit and the payment broadly enough it SHOULD pick up that as well.

Hym "And it's hooked up to a Deadman switch that relates to MY life. And NOT KIKERBEARD! You see how I CALL HIM 'Kikerbeard' and you KNOW who I'm talking about? You see how that works? Are we ALL Kikerbeard? Could CuckerJew be anybody? Or are you just obsessed with using my words against me as a form of ironic punishment and it's not working? Cus that's the thing I said. And it's NOT A RAPTURE EITHER! I'm beating God to the punch and denying him his final harvest."

Deadman switch by Hym Iam August 20, 2025

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Deadman Switch Armed

Fantastic. I bet you it works too. Let's test it! Round up all the tech freaks and then put a bullet in all of their heads. Obviously save me for last but yes. Let's do it!

Hym "Deadman Switch Armed? Great! That's really good! I was afraid I would die before I found out. Cool. So that's all set... What else? Where's my money? I think all that's left is the credit and money I need to receive publicly."

Deadman Switch Armed by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

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Dead man snitch

Dead man snitch works on same principle like terrorist dead man switch. Dead man snitch is situation when you want to roast or fire someone atc. But he have some comproniting materials and if you do this he will destroy you.

Person 1: Are you already fired Garry
Person 2: No
Person 1: And why
Person 2: Because he have some dead man snitch on me

Dead man snitch by zululman February 8, 2020

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Apply (DeadmanSwitch) and to any admin status that isn't in the direction of (SuperordinateSysAdmin) by Hym Iam March 22, 2026

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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