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Dead Snake 

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.
The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.
Dead Snake by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

Dead snake 

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.
She loves to dead snake guys.
Dead snake by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

dead snake 

An insult used to describe ye dead Granfer to ye all ye's. (Lord Granfer was the snake of all ye snakes)
Go dig up ye dead granfer, dead snake eyes.
dead snake by Big Tys December 6, 2023

Deadsnakes 

Exclamatory and adjective used to describe an unfortunate situation. Any situation where the situation is unwanted like a pile of dead snakes.
1. Look it's raining outside! Deadsnakes!

2. Is that your mum making out with your sister? Due, that is totally deadsnakes.

3. You bought your girlfriend a lesbian porn mag for her birthday? That is such a deadsnakes present.
Deadsnakes by Oh holy Jizzmaster October 3, 2012

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026