Dead man’s hand 

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

Dead man’s hand by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

dead man's hand 

According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.

"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead

dead man's hand by culpepperreeks January 18, 2004

Dead Man's Hand 

Historically, the phrase, "Dead Man's Hand" was given to the last poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok had been dealt when he was murdered during a game of five-card-draw. Although there is quite the controversy over what those five cards were or even if there actually were five cards when the infamous Hickok was slain, there appears to be a general mind that he was holding a pair of 8's and a pair of Ace's. However, the most controversial aspect about the poker hand in question, was the the number and suit of the fifth card.

You're about as useful as a "Dead Man's Hand."

Dead Man's Hand by donkey otay April 20, 2012

dead man's hand 

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.

"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"

dead man's hand by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015

dead man's hand 

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

dead man's hand by john gallione December 9, 2008

dead man's hand 

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

dead man's hand by john gallione January 10, 2007

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder 

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021