Dead Spider 

The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.

Man, what a shit week at work I've had, a little dead spider should pick me up for the weekend!

Dead Spider by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014

dead spider 

the smell of a charcoal skinned individual

bro, that extremely tanned individual smells like a dead spider.

dead spider by yojan the great May 8, 2018

Dead Spider Position 

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.

Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...

Dead Spider Position by raisin brand February 9, 2017