Dead-Baller

This is when someone is a shit footballer and has no ability of any sort

Le celso is a dead-baller

by Anti le celso June 14, 2020

dead baller

A man who is a waste. Someone who has no hype and isn't funny. Aka a fool/wasteman. A way of abusing a crap sportsman

That fool is a dead baller
Man that bloke is a dead baller

by Gabriel SLN (bad man) April 7, 2017

Dead Baller

Dead Baller- Someone who is bad at football

'Edmund is a dead baller for sure'

by A cold baller November 16, 2021

baller is dead

Something used to say when you want to tell people that baller is dead and he got hacked on Roblox

Oh no baller is dead
Welp that’s all folks

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011