DeMarcus Cousins III

The almighty "Professional Rawdogger" and the ultimate homie. Also known as JiDion, DeMarcus Cousins III does a little bit of trolling out in public and has been recognized by names such as Lizzo and even Granddad DeMarcus Cousins the First. DeMarcus Cousins III is the ultimate man and will not fail you when he is needed. ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE.

DeMarcus Cousins III: Fuck Tyrone!

Literally the entire world: Fuck Tyrone!

DeMarcus Cousins III by TheHolySampleText January 3, 2022

Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III 

The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.

Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."

Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"

Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004