De Soto 

Boring, little town. Lots of drama. Train tracks. Wild cats. Crack town. Piece of shit. Police EVERYWHERE. Drugs. Bitches.

I went to this crappy town called (De Soto)
Fuck theres a lot of trains in (De Soto)
Those (De Soto) Wildcats sure suck.

De Soto by likeitintheass1 April 4, 2011

De soto 

To have to void one's bowels with such sudden urgency that making it to an established facility is impossible; to stealthily defecate in public when no other option is viable.

Mel was in trouble at the beach and pulled a De Soto.

Oh no! Guys, hold up your beach towels around me so I can poop De Soto right now!

De soto by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014

Desoto High School 

(ROBLOX ONE, NOT THE TEXAS ONE) Some wacky ass school on Roblox where black gangsters meet up every weekday to help lower their GPA so their only college option is DeVry. Most kids here find fighting funny, and glitch out of the clasrooms. I don't know how the fuck this place isn't taken down by Roblox, possibly because they smoke crack with DeSoto's developers. Their mascot is an eagle, like 5,000 other schools in America.

Desoto high school is a shit hole- The one on roblox, not the one in Texas.

Desoto High School by PrayToLose April 8, 2021

DeSoto High School 

Flop. Disgusting School. Inactive. Dead Group. Free Models in Campus. Extremely toxic group. Owner is a Pedophile who leaks peoples peepee to public.

Me: DeSoto High School is the worst school group ever. Park East Middle School is 10x better, and less toxic, and more relevant than Desoto High School.
Trey: No it isn't, take that back before your group gets raided, and group banned.

DeSoto High School by Random Guy On Google Chrome May 18, 2021

DeSoto High School 

(The Roblox One Not The Texas One) Flop, Ran by Pedophiles who Doxx, Trash School, Ghetto Students who fight whenever they want and glitch out of classes whenever they want, Owned by a toxic owner.

(The Roblox One Not The Texas One) DeSoto High School is a shit school to attend, and the students smell like horse shit, the staff look like pedos, the trolls look like caillou except a addition of a helmet on their head.

DeSoto High School by Random Guy On Google Chrome May 21, 2021

desoto jones 

Kick ass band that everyone has heard but just didn't know it. As heard on MTV and multiple other medium. The guys in the band are great people who only slang top flight broads. I once defeated the bass player in NCAA Football 95 on a last minute 85 yard half back option run.

Hey are those the guys in Desoto Jones? I heard they know K-Baugh

desoto jones by Baugh316 May 29, 2009

desoto jones 

5 stunning gentlemen who make cool sounds come out of musical instruments or a mouth. They live in New Jerzay.

Did you see Desoto Jones?
Yes, and my shoes fell off

desoto jones by Desoto Jones August 28, 2006