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Noli de Castro 

The Vice - president of the Philippines accused by his opponent of election cheating.With no Cabinet position, he is branded as inutil (useless) because he often refuse to participate on isues.He has no political party but very much associated with the shadowy group "Wednesday Club" whose boss has been rumored to have bought his loyalty.Just like Erap Estrada, he is marked as another puppet - of - the shadowy - group official.
Noli de Castro is a useless vice president.
Noli de Castro by Vicky Sato December 29, 2008

Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro 

Mafalda is the best best friend one could ever have.
Mafalda is THE sweetestest and most caring-est in the world, and is always available for anyone who needs her.
Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY
Who runs the world?
Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro, whenever, wherever.

edwin decastro 

gay guy: hey edwin arent you gay
edwin: fo-sho
gay guy: lets go out
edwin: okayyyyyyy
edwin decastro by yyh January 12, 2005

John Eiron decastro

Baby boy with the hottest back. Is very sweet and smart. Don’t play word games or math games with him( YOU WILL LOSE!!) and you will love and miss him very much
Who’s my baby boy?

John Eiron Decastro!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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