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hes an aeesome mtual, and i dont talk to her much but they seem nice 😊
“dayshift os super cool”
“really?”
“yes”
dayshift by akutsi1 July 16, 2021
a dazai kinnie who likes to role play
damn that dazai kinnie gay asf

o wait it’s just dayshift
dayshift by MIASIAAAA July 16, 2021

Dayshift At Freddy's 

It's a game created by DirectDoggo. The two first games are shitpost like but holy shit the 3rd one is deep lore sad.

seriously nobody expected that (loved the game tho)
-hey have u played the Dayshift At Freddy's 3? what do u think about it?
- *loud sobbing*

Dayshift At Freddy's 

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.

DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-

person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT

*moments later*

jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth

Dayshifter 

A very unatractive young lady! This word spawns from a long weekend in Amsterdam ,where,at nightfall the red light district is awash with various beauties.During the day however it is a different story and all that is on offer is generally viewed with caution!!
This is the worst party ever.Nothing but pissheads and dayshifters!
Dayshifter by Rob Holton May 14, 2008

Dayshafting 

verb -

1. Action of a person from day shift that provides little to no turn over, doesn't sign for work completed, creates extra work for, and/or leaves situations that set one up for failure otherwise be described as a cluster fuck, shit storm, and/or a goat rope for their fellow colleagues on the afternoon shift that relieves them.

Origin:
2007-2010
Jonny was dayshafting bobby when he failed to tell him about the engine he tore apart will no intention of putting back together.
Dayshafting by Hangar Pilot December 17, 2013
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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