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a rly lovely mutual that i do not speak to but fan girl over when they post <3
“dayshift posted :)”
“too scared to comment tho.”
dayshift by boobsf July 17, 2021
Words you can keep
hes an aeesome mtual, and i dont talk to her much but they seem nice 😊
“dayshift os super cool”
really?”
yes
dayshift by akutsi1 July 16, 2021
a dazai kinnie who likes to role play
damn that dazai kinnie gay asf

o wait it’s just dayshift
dayshift by MIASIAAAA July 16, 2021

Dayshift At Freddy's 

It's a game created by DirectDoggo. The two first games are shitpost like but holy shit the 3rd one is deep lore sad.

seriously nobody expected that (loved the game tho)
-hey have u played the Dayshift At Freddy's 3? what do u think about it?
- *loud sobbing*

Dayshift At Freddy's 

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.

DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-

person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT

*moments later*

jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth

Dayshifter 

A very unatractive young lady! This word spawns from a long weekend in Amsterdam ,where,at nightfall the red light district is awash with various beauties.During the day however it is a different story and all that is on offer is generally viewed with caution!!
This is the worst party ever.Nothing but pissheads and dayshifters!
Dayshifter by Rob Holton May 14, 2008

Dayshafting 

verb -

1. Action of a person from day shift that provides little to no turn over, doesn't sign for work completed, creates extra work for, and/or leaves situations that set one up for failure otherwise be described as a cluster fuck, shit storm, and/or a goat rope for their fellow colleagues on the afternoon shift that relieves them.

Origin:
2007-2010
Jonny was dayshafting bobby when he failed to tell him about the engine he tore apart will no intention of putting back together.
Dayshafting by Hangar Pilot December 17, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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