It's a game created by DirectDoggo. The two first games are shitpost like but holy shit the 3rd one is deep lore sad.

seriously nobody expected that (loved the game tho)

-hey have u played the Dayshift At Freddy's 3? what do u think about it?
- *loud sobbing*

Dayshift At Freddy's by miniguana March 27, 2022

Dayshift At Freddy's

In this game, you're an orange skittle called Jack Kennedy who has done countless atrocities (you made pizza with Bonnie's face, and don't forget the fox.... we don't talk about that) but that's just another regular day at Freddy's! Oh and did I mention.. DO. NOT. EAT. THE. SALAD. If you do, let's say, there will be consequences. But that's the least of your worries! Have fun at Freddy's! Just not too much fun. We got rid of the Foxy suit just for that reason.

DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.

person 1: have you heard of Dayshift at Freddy's guys?
person 2: yeah, that one FNaF fangame?
person 3: don't yiff the fox
person 4: WAIT WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THA-
Jack Kennedy: allow me to demonstrate
person 1: WAIT NO-
person 2: WHAT THE-

person 3: DUDE NO
person 4: *silence*
phone guy: NOT AGAIN!!
Foxy: *fearful noises* YARGHHH 😰
phone guy: JACK YOU'RE GONNA GET FIRED IF YOU DO THIS GOD DAMN IT

*moments later*

jack: losers *eats salad*
phone guy: YOURE FIRED
others: *traumatized* wth

Dayshift At Freddy's by ZekeTheFur May 30, 2024

Dayshifter

A very unatractive young lady! This word spawns from a long weekend in Amsterdam ,where,at nightfall the red light district is awash with various beauties.During the day however it is a different story and all that is on offer is generally viewed with caution!!

This is the worst party ever.Nothing but pissheads and dayshifters!

Dayshifter by Rob Holton May 14, 2008

Dayshafting

verb -

1. Action of a person from day shift that provides little to no turn over, doesn't sign for work completed, creates extra work for, and/or leaves situations that set one up for failure otherwise be described as a cluster fuck, shit storm, and/or a goat rope for their fellow colleagues on the afternoon shift that relieves them.

Origin:
2007-2010

Jonny was dayshafting bobby when he failed to tell him about the engine he tore apart will no intention of putting back together.

Dayshafting by Hangar Pilot December 17, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026