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Dayshift At Freddy's 

It's a game created by DirectDoggo. The two first games are shitpost like but holy shit the 3rd one is deep lore sad.

seriously nobody expected that (loved the game tho)
-hey have u played the Dayshift At Freddy's 3? what do u think about it?
- *loud sobbing*
a rly lovely mutual that i do not speak to but fan girl over when they post <3
“dayshift posted :)”
“too scared to comment tho.”
dayshift by boobsf July 17, 2021

day-shifter 

A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .
Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?
day-shifter by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008
hes an aeesome mtual, and i dont talk to her much but they seem nice 😊
“dayshift os super cool”
“really?”
“yes”
dayshift by akutsi1 July 16, 2021
a dazai kinnie who likes to role play
damn that dazai kinnie gay asf

o wait it’s just dayshift
dayshift by MIASIAAAA July 16, 2021

Hayshifter of Gint

A petty farmer who found a pitchfork of amazing power...
When he held it above his head and shouted 'The Hay Must Be Shifted', he became:
The Hayshifter of Gint!

Basically a legend in his own lunch...has since lost the pitchfork and turned pink in color.
He spends his days convincing people he is still awesome, and doing Count Chocula impressions.
He doesnt deserve his own page.
Girl: Stop doing that stupid Dracula accent...your as bad as Hayshifter Of Gint!
Hayshifter of Gint by Jor-Reno September 8, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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