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Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.
I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?
Day off by Stuffegg June 26, 2021

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.
Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Day off to J off 

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).
Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.
Day off to J off by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.
John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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