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Dafussy
Dafussy by fluttertits January 3, 2022
Dayfusion
Noun - The occurrence when you have stayed up late enough at night that you not only forget what day it is, but also think that what you did mere hours ago actually happened the day before.
Dayfusion
Dawful
Music made with a traditional DAW (or music where it was at least involvd in some way), and not Dawless like the cool kids tend to do these days.
Dawful by homewiththedownies June 26, 2021
Darfus
(Plural: darfi) An American student traveling to Europe for a school trip, usually in a large group. Possesses no concept of how not to be a dumb tourist, will probably have their wallet stolen and lose their passport.
French man 1: oh hon hon, look at ze stewpid Americahn darfus
American: darf darf darf
French man 2: baguette
American: darf darf darf
French man 2: baguette
Darfus by TwelvePizzas June 6, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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