Dawfus

The complete and ultimate level of stupidity a person can achieve.

That kid John is such a dawfus doing a non athletic sport like running track

by Nmassry December 2, 2014

Dafussy

William Dafoe’s crotch or bussy.

Ive had many hot nights thinking about Dafussy.

by fluttertits January 3, 2022

Dayfusion

Noun - The occurrence when you have stayed up late enough at night that you not only forget what day it is, but also think that what you did mere hours ago actually happened the day before.

Tom: "Hey, Katie said you messaged her three times tonight, I think you should take the hint, dude."
Bill: "Oh, crap. I forgot I already had! Bad case of dayfusion, man."
Tom: "Maybe you shouldn't stay up so late?"

by Roberto' August 7, 2012

Dayfusion

Getting the days of the week mixed up.

Woke up with dayfusion, thought it was Friday but it's only Wednesday.

by Nicowlala April 14, 2017

Dawful

Music made with a traditional DAW (or music where it was at least involvd in some way), and not Dawless like the cool kids tend to do these days.

Damn, that music is dawful

by homewiththedownies June 26, 2021

Darfus

(Plural: darfi) An American student traveling to Europe for a school trip, usually in a large group. Possesses no concept of how not to be a dumb tourist, will probably have their wallet stolen and lose their passport.

French man 1: oh hon hon, look at ze stewpid Americahn darfus
American: darf darf darf
French man 2: baguette

by TwelvePizzas June 6, 2018

Darfus

DARFUS

Darfussssss

by Darfussssss June 27, 2019