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David Luiz 

A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards
Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz
David Luiz by X-Mansoor June 17, 2020
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David Luiz 

A Brazilian footballer who is overpriced as f**k. Moved from Chelsea to Paris-Saint Germain for buttload of cash. But overall a good defender
Did you see David Luiz play today against Monaco
David Luiz by batmaaaan August 24, 2014

David Luiz 

Has been. Over paid. Useless defender. Little to no common sense or defensive awareness. Pretty much a giant turd in an Arsenal shirt.
"I just took a massive David Luiz and it won't flush"
David Luiz by guy1010pot June 18, 2020
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