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David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
David Behar by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
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the david bear 

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.
The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

craig david's beard 

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.
"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026