davesport

That one Day shift at freddys ship you didn't think was canon, but it is.

Person 1: Hey did you know davesport was canon
Person 2: Hol' up what the fuc-

by EEEEEErrrrgggggggggreqgtfr September 22, 2021

davesport

the single best thing in this universe

Person 1: have you played dsaf?

Person 2: yes, davesport has taken over my life. this is a cry for help, the only thing that brings me happiness anymore is davesport. dsaf itself has me in a chokehold, i can no longer escape this god-forsaken fandom.

Person 1: oh cool same

by lixel_5 June 15, 2022

davesport

a cute ship from DayShift At Freddys between OldSport (Jack Kennedy) and Dave Miller that some dsaf fans ship and make art about

person 1: you know dsaf?
person 2: yeah
person 1: I ship davesport
person 2: cool

by fuckingchickennuggets July 6, 2020

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

devenport

The act of taking either 5 minutes or 20 minutes arguing about how something can't be done. Then doing it anyway.

He's doing a devenport, do you want the 5 minute or the 20 minute argument?

by Aiyash April 2, 2004

davenport

1) The word used, in particular by grandmas and those from the south, to call a large sofa, typically brown and furry. The sofas are "L" shaped and decorated with doilies and cheeto dust. Itchy blankets don the arm rest and occasionally orniry cats emerge from in between the cusions. When used in this sense, it is commonly pronounced "Damport"
2) A town in Iowa
3) More simply put, a couch

Grandma: Go wake up your uncle, hes sleeping on the damport
Grandchild: But gramma, last time I came near the davenport Mittens bit me.
Grandma: Hurry up or we'll be late for the town pork roast.

by maggio January 17, 2006

Davenport, IA

A town in Iowa famously named after a couch. Davenport is best known for being diverse and multicultural in comparison to the rest of Iowa, being the home to many people relocating from the southside of Chicago and other major midwestern cities, bordering the Missisippi River and illinois, and being arguably the most ghetto city in Iowa.

Friend: “Hey David whats it like living in Davenport, IA?”

David: “ Davenport, IA is a lot less rural than the rest of this state.. plus we’re named after a couch so that’s kinda cool!”

by IowaExpert October 29, 2018