Dashtopicking

Dashtopicking is this painful, annoying and common situation where someone changes the topic DURING a topic in 1-4 messages. It doesn't count if the person doesn't realize

Brigham: Hi guys have you seen the new episode of TPOT
Hadley: No?
Del: dude lmao tpot 2 isn't out yet
Ivor: hi lmao i gotta show you the new wallpaper i set as my main screen its so cool brugh
Del: shut the fuck up stop dashtopicking
Hadley: yeah 😀 also why are we friends again

Dashtopicking by Lemane May 20, 2021

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Dashtopicking

Dashtopicking is an annoying, common and mentally painful situation where some person changes the topic while the other topic has only 1-4 messages

P1: Hi have you seen the new episode of WWE?
P2: Yeah lol it was pretty nice
P3: Hi i got a new wallpaper

P1: stfu stop dashtopicking

Dashtopicking by Lemane May 20, 2021

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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