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Dark Wizard 

A strategic term generally used to pick up women; a man who plays it quiet and mysterious when in social environments in order to get what he wants through subtlety.
"You playin Dark Wizard tonight?"

"Works everytime. Ladies love it."
Dark Wizard by bronko11 January 26, 2010
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Dark Wizard 

Any wizard in media that possesses dark powers. A dark wizard could either serve as the villain or anti-hero of the story and is very different from the traditional good guy wizard.
A few notable dark wizards are Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter and Saruman from Lord of the Rings.
Dark Wizard by CelticEagle February 21, 2019

Dark wizard 

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.
Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.
Dark wizard by Nesthiq April 4, 2020
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