Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

DarkMatter

The art of putting the smack-down on all bad theistic arguments.

The secular equivalent of a KO.

By using facts and evidence, Jon DarkMattered the shit out of the Twitter Creationist who was holding strong to the “look at the trees” argument for God.

by Pale Blue Momma August 17, 2021

Darkmatter

A Person who smokes weed all day long and cant properly make a toast bread.

Darkmatter u idiot, or Dark du spasst in german

by iKn0 September 19, 2018

Darkmatter512

A shit Bed Wars player

Darkmatter512 is bad at Bed Wars

by A cool bussin dude May 4, 2021

darkmatter.vr

A kinda-famous asexual content creator. She plays gorilla tag, rec room, and echo vr. She is good at gorilla tag and has a dad!

“It’s Darkmatter.vr! We should run shes too good!”

by Darkmatter.vr April 19, 2022