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daquan from staples

Someone more famous than Alex from target and has stapled his way into our hearts
daquan from staples wants to be a unicorn
a streamer ready to collect toes
Daequan took my toes brother.
Daequan by YourUncleRappedYou January 10, 2019
The Best Man To Watch your toes for you while you are playing fortnite
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Daequan
Daequan by PossiblyYourDad4 January 22, 2019
Don't mess with Daequan he'll kill you!
daequan by DaequanJones March 13, 2017

Darquankus McBunky 

Darquankus McBunky was an accomplished military general that commanded the 23rd regiment of the Blundercrank National Army. He fought alongside many notable figures as Drake, Bobo DonQuoofy, Chief Keef, Yeat, Quandale Dingle, Abraham Lincoln, as well as Eric and Jonathan. He was slaughtered on April 4th, 1922, when he was caught in the crossfire of a shootout between the Blundercrank Mafia and my good friend Mark, being shot in the forehead 32 times. He was rushed to the hospital where he underwent an emergency rectal transplant procedure. After a month in the hospital, he started to recover, however he contracted terminal lumbago and died shortly after.

Darquankus being remembered by some notable historical figures:

Abraham Lincoln - “He was a good man… filled with joy, carbon molecules and an infectious lens of positivity through which he viewed the world around him”

Yeat - “I’m still mourning his loss, please get these microphones out of my face”

Jonathan - “He was a good man, inspiring father and brave leader who - ” ***remainder of quote lost in office fire***
Teacher: ok class, who do you look up to?

Student: I look up to Darquankus McBunky because he is so brave

Teacher: yes
A black boy comin for them TOES BROTHER MY TOES NOW EH HE HE PUT EM IN THE JAR 360 OOGGA BOOGA
Daequan is coming for dem toes
Daequan by NotTwisty March 21, 2019
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