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Dangle Dongle 

When there’s a shit that’s out of your ass but not in the bowl yet, so it’s just hanging there and you have to pick it up with toilet paper.
Oh no! Not another Dangle Dongle!
Dangle Dongle by Traps arent gay February 28, 2020

dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta 

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent
“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”

Dingle Dongle Dingle

The so-called 'scientific name' for a male penis.
Hey Anthony, did Claudia see your dingle dongle dingle?

Dingle Dongle

The Air Force ROTC defintition of the drawstring on ones PTU (physical training uniform) shorts.
Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, your dingle Dongle is hanging out. Fix it!"

Cadet Wang: "Yes Sir!"

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Cadet Wang, why did you join AF ROTC?!"

Cadet Wang: "Sir, this cadet joined to become an officer while circumventing the proper method of enlisting first and actually earning an officer rank. This cadet wants to be another shithead Lieutenant who came straight out of college with no real military experience, and be expected to lead men into combat and oversee Senior NCOs that have been in the service for 20+ years, while this cadet, in fact, has no experience."

Cadet 2d Lieutenant Malarky: "Ain't that the truth."
Dingle Dongle by dferrari January 29, 2012

dingle dongle

a large African penis at least twenty inches in length
"oh jamar, your dingle dongle feels soo good!"

Dingle dongle

When Matt, Bryce, and Wajid stand in a circle formation. They will then shave all of their pubes leaving a racing stripe in the middle.They will roll a blunt containing the fallen pubes, and then smoke it until they all fucking die
Dingle dongle by Dhdudusnnahdid April 25, 2022