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Danger Can

A drinking game requiring brass bollocks.

Players stand in a circle, and a (closed) can of lager or cider is introduced.
The first player holds the can in their drinking hand, and (with the rest of the group) chants "Dan-Ger Can, Dan-Ger Can, Dan-Ger Can".Each syllable is accompanied with a vigorous shake of said can.
The shaker then must hit the side of can against his forehead, using only his one hand, and with no shoulder movement. If the can remains intact, it is passed to the next player. And so on.

The game ends when the can is sufficiently split as to render further play impossible. The splitter must (if possible) consume the contents of the can.

Variants: Limited only by your imagination and willingness to live
"Who wants to play danger can?"
"Not on a minibus - open spaces only!"
"Danger bus, danger bus!"
by Jimzilla July 20, 2008
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Danger Can

A drinking game involving a can of beer (lager) and a group of people.

The game starts by the first person shaking the can as hard as possible in time to the rest of group chanting "Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can!" After the 9th shake the shaker smashes the body of the can into their head with as much force as they dare.

This continues around the group until a fracture appears in the can. If it is just a small leak then the person who caused the can to leak then they must cover the hole, and repeat the process until the hole opens up. The smasher then attempts to drink the resulting deluge of beer as the rest of the group cheers/avoids the rain of beer.
"Guys, they are playing danger can, lets join them!"
by Perkinator December 6, 2007
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danger Canadian

AKA a Canadian Goose or Canada Goose

Large, wild goose species with black head and neck, pretty white cheeks and a white chin strap. Predominately found in Canada or wherever they want to be. Obnoxiously loud and will fuck your shit up if you look at it sideways. Proceed with caution.

Poops everywhere and honks loudly. Prone to violence: do not corner.
I was late for class because a danger Canadian was blocking the campus door.
by Dharma Thorne May 31, 2019
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dangerwank

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>
by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005
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Dangercat

a female who is overly sexually aggressive while under the influence of alcohol.

Dangercatting - v - when a female makes sexual advances aggressively.
After the bar last night sarah kept trying to make out with me, she dangercatted me!"

do you see the way that girl is eating that banana she is totally a dangercat
by mrh002 January 21, 2010
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Dangerwank

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.
Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"
by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014
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DangerDan

Someone who falls in love with someone over the internet.
Boy: I love my gf, Vixen.
Girl: Oh really, what does she look like?
Boy: Dunno. Met her in a chat room
Girl: Way to go, DangerDan
by kittentits15 February 24, 2008
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