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a beastly nick name, usually given to kids named Daniel and or Dan. Danfords are always up to something fun, have hot girlfriends and give the best sex.
Lars: What up Danford?

Danford: Not much Lars. getting another car.

Lars: You beast.
Danford by Zackiffer April 14, 2009
Words you can keep
An unusually long shit.
"I'm gonna be late for class. I gotta drop a Danford first.
Danford by FishyFry May 9, 2018
A handsome sexy dilf male with muscular features and a smart brain and masculine body
You're such a Danford
I wish I was a Danford
I want to be like Danford
Danford by FRESHYBOY April 3, 2022
A handsome flirtatious sexy dilf that has big plump muscles and pulls girls everywhere. Has a lot of discord kittens.
I want to be like Danford
You're such a Danford
Danford is so cool
Danford by FRESHYBOY April 3, 2022
A danfodite is a student of the prestigious Usman danfodio university.An institution that awards certificate base on hardworks and morals.

Employ a danfodite and you will never regret
My dream was to be a danfodite
Danfodite by Danfodite February 9, 2020
A denford is a person who fucks like they are on film.
Man: Wow!

Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!

Man: I did once want to be an actor...
denford by Queef Chaser February 15, 2010

Danforth 

an individual that has loads of money and riches in their family, most of the time has a College or wing of a building dedicated to themselves or an ancestor of theirs, also may have many statues dedicated to the individuals and their perished family members. Most of the time belong to "The Club"
he was such a Danforth.
Danforth by iloveslcc October 14, 2009
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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