Danford

a beastly nick name, usually given to kids named Daniel and or Dan. Danfords are always up to something fun, have hot girlfriends and give the best sex.

Lars: What up Danford?

Danford: Not much Lars. getting another car.

Lars: You beast.

by Zackiffer April 15, 2009

Danford

An unusually long shit.

"I'm gonna be late for class. I gotta drop a Danford first.

by FishyFry March 8, 2018

Danford

A handsome flirtatious sexy dilf that has big plump muscles and pulls girls everywhere. Has a lot of discord kittens.

I want to be like Danford
You're such a Danford
Danford is so cool

by FRESHYBOY April 4, 2022

Danford

A handsome sexy dilf male with muscular features and a smart brain and masculine body

You're such a Danford
I wish I was a Danford
I want to be like Danford

by FRESHYBOY April 4, 2022