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a beastly nick name, usually given to kids named Daniel and or Dan. Danfords are always up to something fun, have hot girlfriends and give the best sex.
Lars: What up Danford?

Danford: Not much Lars. getting another car.

Lars: You beast.
Danford by Zackiffer April 14, 2009
Words you can keep
An unusually long shit.
"I'm gonna be late for class. I gotta drop a Danford first.
Danford by FishyFry May 9, 2018
A handsome sexy dilf male with muscular features and a smart brain and masculine body
You're such a Danford
I wish I was a Danford
I want to be like Danford
Danford by FRESHYBOY April 3, 2022
A handsome flirtatious sexy dilf that has big plump muscles and pulls girls everywhere. Has a lot of discord kittens.
I want to be like Danford
You're such a Danford
Danford is so cool
Danford by FRESHYBOY April 3, 2022
A danfodite is a student of the prestigious Usman danfodio university.An institution that awards certificate base on hardworks and morals.

Employ a danfodite and you will never regret
My dream was to be a danfodite
Danfodite by Danfodite February 9, 2020
A denford is a person who fucks like they are on film.
Man: Wow!

Woman: shit! your a real denford when you get into it huh!

Man: I did once want to be an actor...
denford by Queef Chaser February 15, 2010

Danforth 

an individual that has loads of money and riches in their family, most of the time has a College or wing of a building dedicated to themselves or an ancestor of theirs, also may have many statues dedicated to the individuals and their perished family members. Most of the time belong to "The Club"
he was such a Danforth.
Danforth by iloveslcc October 14, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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