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dancing monkey 

A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.

Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.

C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!

S.K - *Ching Cling*
dancing monkey by kooni December 22, 2007

Dancing Monkey 

The dancing of rage as the coin drops in the "slot" and the monkey jumps to life.
As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!
Dancing Monkey by Unkl Piston November 18, 2011

dancing monkey 

an albino man who is eating a banana
dancing monkey by Martin April 19, 2003

dancing show monkey 

A act of oral sex when a woman or gay man is sucking your penis and you shake it uncontrollably
Gerald and Pedro are were making dancing show monkey
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