Dagge

A guy who hits on girls at the family reunion, a typical inbred.

He is such a dagge

by Blablasocc October 1, 2016

rose and dagger

a matching tat for couples or married couples

Louis Tomlinson has a dagger
Harry Styles has a rose
Harry and Louis

Rose and dagger
They're married

by larrie:-') January 3, 2016

cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

Yung Dagger Dick

On X’s No Jumper interview, he explained that women like his dick because it’s big and, in his own words, “like a dagger…long, a solid 8 inches, but skinny.” Due to this, he nicknamed himself ‘Young Dagger Dick’. This also used to be his old Twitter handle before he changed it to @xxxtentacion.

Yeah, hit my line for the nigga dick, check my Twitter, yeah
Yeah, they call me Yung Dagger Dick, that's my handle, yeah

by Elexon6273 October 9, 2018

Daguerreotype

Evil Mexican sorcerer

C'mon, be honest with yourself. The word "daguerreotype" doesn't make you think of photographs. It makes you think of something ethnic. Something saucy. Something like an evil Mexican sorcerer.

You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.

Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.

There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...

The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.

It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.

Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.

Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.

Daguerreotype is living in your attic.

by APARTMENT 4 January 22, 2015

Danger Yank

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.

Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.

by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017

Young Dagger Dick

A nickname for 19 year old, south Florida rapper "xxxtentacion" (Jahseh Onfroy). In his first interview after being released from jail, he explains that the nickname refers to his penis size. He says the length of his penis is good (7 or 8 inches), but that the girth is lacking. He compares it to an E.T. finger. Despite this, he doesn't seem to encounter any sexual problems.

Me: I love X, he is my soul mate. I would do anything to be with him.
Drake: You wanna get with Young Dagger Dick?

Me: It's not the size of the wave that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. I wanna be his emo bitch.

by jahsehsgirl April 1, 2017