Daffydavit

What everyone's favorite crazy cartoon duck would file in court to solemnly attest to da truth of whatever assertions dat he was claiming.

Elmer Fudd's temperishly-spluttering boxing-rival could file all da Daffydavits he wants to regarding both his greatly-disputed pugilistic win against said "gweat, gweat spoowuhtsman" and da self-perceived unfairness of how his own bear-hunting endeavor panned out, but said legal documents wouldn't likely hold much water with a judge or jury, since in both cases there was clearly some heavy-duty cheating --- and blatant rules-breaking --- going on.

Daffydavit by QuacksO August 15, 2024

daffy-davit 

An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.

"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."

daffy-davit by Ledbatz February 29, 2008

taffydavit 

A court document related to sticky stretchy candy.

I wonder if Willy Wonka had to file a taffydavit regarding da ingredients for his "scrumdiddlyumptious" candies and da methods employed in creating said confectionery delights?

taffydavit by QuacksO April 22, 2021