daffy-davit 

An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.

"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."

daffy-davit by Ledbatz February 29, 2008

Daffydavit

What everyone's favorite crazy cartoon duck would file in court to solemnly attest to da truth of whatever assertions dat he was claiming.

Elmer Fudd's temperishly-spluttering boxing-rival could file all da Daffydavits he wants to regarding both his greatly-disputed pugilistic win against said "gweat, gweat spoowuhtsman" and da self-perceived unfairness of how his own bear-hunting endeavor panned out, but said legal documents wouldn't likely hold much water with a judge or jury, since in both cases there was clearly some heavy-duty cheating --- and blatant rules-breaking --- going on.

Daffydavit by QuacksO August 15, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016