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Daed

A totally cool and radicle dude who is awesome and so cool
stranger:*does cool thing*
another stranger: that guy's a total Daed
Simon Petrikov from adventure time: You don't understand. It's all the same for me. Every day is just an unending slog towards... towards what?
by DaedMaybe September 16, 2023
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Daed

A new cryptocurrency term for "deactivated".

When individuals who work for crypto companies were let go when a crypto crash happens, their company Slack accounts would get deactivated, leaving a dead account with a recoloured profile picture.

While people who are still with the company are so scared that they avoid using the word "deactivated" and change it to "da-ed", and therefore "daed".

Coincidentally, you could also consider "daed" as "dead".
You: Hey bro! I saw in the news your company fired 5% of its workforce. You alright?
Your Friend: I'm still fine. But you know what, the daed count suggested a higher percentage... LOL
You: WTF?
by doublehappiness225 July 31, 2022
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Daed

A cryptocurrency term for "deactivated". For instance, "shit, they just daed my bro's account!"

When people working in the crypto industry were let go by their companies because of crypto winter, their company's Slack accounts would be disabled with the word "deactivated account" added as an overlay to their profile pictures.

The word "deactivated" then became so sensitive, and the company would monitor people's chats to see if the word was being mentioned. Staff then replaced the word with "daed" to avoid being caught.

Coincidentally, you could also take the word as "dead" which would also work for the context.
Your colleague: Hey, I heard your company just fired 5% of its staff! You alright?

You: Lots of accounts were daed... And you know what, when I looked at the staff count, it seems like the cut was way more... lol
by doublehappiness225 August 8, 2022
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Daed

A misspelling of "dead"; often used in voting screens
Vote for someone up for voting, even the ones who are rendered daed
by Qal December 17, 2022
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Dae-Daed

A word meaning, you are messed up. Such as your thought process or similar to having "a blonde moment" but could also mean, your dead but does not mean death. Similar to when a person says, "I'm dead" after a joke or statement. Also has the meaning of being stupid or ignorant. Depends on how you use it in a sentence.

Pronounced: (Day Day'd)
1.*Girl walks into a pole while staring at her phone* A guy makes a commen"Yup shes Dae-Daed"
2. Hey babe, I don't think our neighbors son is too bright. He is eating sand. Yea.. he's Dae-Daed
3. Come on we gotta go. Well, we waiting on your wife. Well, where is she? *You come back from your room after seeing her passed out on the bed* Well, we ain't going. She's asleep. Really?? Haha oh yea she is definitely Dae-Daed.
4. You can not throw rocks at cop cars. Wow that kid is Dae-Daed for real.

5. Omg, did he really throw the whole pie in his phase. Haha I'm Dae-Daed cause he definitely gonna be Dae-Daed.
by EngineerPatterson November 1, 2022
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Daedrian

Daedrian (or Dae) is the most amazing person you could ever meet. He has a big and warm heart and makes sure to always be there for the people he loves. Dae has an amazing sense of humor and he can make anybody laugh with his silliness. As long as you're happy, then he is too. He can be mean sometimes, but only as a joke and he will always make sure to apologize if someone gets offended. Daedrian is a really handsome guy and you'd be lucky to know him! If you ever meet anyone named Daedrian, make sure you never let them go because they could be the most caring, funny, and overall awesome person you know.
Daedrian is really so sweet!
by mmmtoilets June 18, 2019
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Daedalus Attack

1. When you punch your enemy in the face with the fist of an aircraft carrier. The fist then opens up for massive missile spam.

2. When you anally fist a woman holding a handful of cayenne pepper and open your fist, releasing the cayenne pepper into her anus.
Max used the Daedalus Attack to defeat the Zentradi, and then he used it on his wife that night!
by J. Arthur Studjenshweimar June 10, 2009
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