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Dad left for milk

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A shitty insult, common amongst the 8 year old species of animal
Kid: You did something that i don't lile i bet ur dad left for milk
Guy: stfu
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Dad left for milk

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An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.
Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...
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Ur dad left for the milk and never came back 

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Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
Person 1: Ur mom
Person 2: Ur dad left for the milk and never came back *disappears*
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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