dad gum 

Modification of the term god damn. Comes from the midwest, as near as I can tell - my grandfather (an Illinois native) used to say it a lot.

Note the term is always used as an adjective, and NEVER as a verb. So you can have (day) a dad gum toll booth attendant, but you don't dad gum the toll booth attendant. The only exception to this rule is that "Dad gummit" is a suitable substitute for "goddammit"

Dad gummit! Where is the dad gum screwdriver?

dad gum by Dennis The Tiger April 11, 2005

Dad gum 

A two-word swear that substitutes for a more offensive two-word swear that ends in damn.

I hurt my dad gum finger opening that jar of pigs feet.

Dad gum by Jonaog March 11, 2008

dad gum it 

A silly way of saying "god damn it".

You're too good to let that douchebag bring you down dad gum it !!

dad gum it by daviestoves January 8, 2011

dad-gummit 

"Dad gummit" is a very simple thing to explain.
First, you use reverse dyslexia for the first two letters in each term.
"Gud dammit".
Then one simply fixes the first term by changing one vowel.
"God dammit".
And there you have it.

Dad-gummit, you sneaky little bastard.

dad-gummit by Jacobo Waffle April 21, 2009

Dad-gummit 

To be bothered, aggitated, annoyed, or any other "I just shit my pants" attitude.

Dad-gummit I just cleaned that damn shirt!

Dad-gummit this should not be such a trivial meaning! It's original as the idea of religion. It simply means "I sure as hell did not want "this" immediate outcome." Shit! I mean, dad-gummit!

Dad-gummit!

Dad-gummit by getcates July 11, 2012

dad-gummit 

"gumming" something was a reference to chewing on something, popularly it used to be a reference to toothless old hillbilly men arguing with each other. Today it's used as a term of disgust, along the line as, "oh, for Pete's Sake!", or, "For crying out loud!". It's proper use is more along the lines of, "shut up!" as in, "go chew on something to keep your mouth busy so you're not bothering me."

"Dad gum it and leave me alone." (Dad-gummit, leave me alone!)

dad-gummit by Alastonia Dubhlinn October 13, 2006

dad-gummit 

What you say instead of "dammit" if you're a huge fagbate and fuck little boys.

The bathroom is closed, dad-gummit.

dad-gummit by JayBone January 6, 2005