Any man can be a dad. But it takes a real man to be a father. That dad who doesn't pay support but always thinks he a great dad while spending his support at the bar!! Yea I'm a great dad cheers!! heres to the kids!!
by big native November 13, 2009
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A word that can be substituted for any other word in the right circumstances. Created by GoldDad aka GoldGloveTV on DadTube.
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Dropping a deuce. Taking an extremely large shit where the water hits your asshole.
Yo I D.A.D'd so hard last night I didn't have to wipe.
by Martha and Jan November 07, 2010
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where are you?
It's been 10 years. The gas station is only a mile away. Please come back dad
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The male parent of a child who is normally screwed out of a child's life and has little to no hope to get custody of his little one(s) because all of his hard earned money is taken and given to the the mother to support her bad habbits while the grandmother (usually on the mothere's side) takes care of and supports the child, leaving him out of all the important things, such as first steps, birthdays, holloween, etc.
A person who feels like a failure when trying to put together a care package because he has no clue what the child will be interested simply do to the lack of communication. Often givin a bad name and called a dead beat, even though all attempts to see the child(children) are disbanned by the parent usually saying that the child has no intrest in seeing him.
Who's only hope of knowing anything about the child is a vague text message once a month if not longer.
Mother - Niki doesn't know you, she doesn't even want anything to do with you

Dad - she's only a year old. I can still be a part of her life If only you'd tell me where you moved to.

Mother- well she's with my parents the next town over

Dad - So what you're not taking care of her?

Mother- I'm not ready for a child. It's to much responsibilty and I still want to party

Dad- Well what size clothes does she wear, and what kind of toys does she like?

Mother- the usual kids stuff and sizes.
by speak13270 March 21, 2009
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a guy who will love you no matter what you do. the most important and loving person in the world no matter what age you are.
my dad was the most wonderful person ever.
by haley caymen November 20, 2007
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