Dad

Gone like the Jews.

My Dad is gone just like my ROBLOX girlfriend!

by DeetusYeletus December 14, 2018

Dad

A person who leaves to "get milk" and never returns.

Person 1: "She was being totally clingy, so I just pulled a Dad and got outta there."
Person 2: "Wow, harsh."

by ghosttwat666 September 6, 2022

Dad

A father who his child can rely on. He hugs and jokes and treats his family with respect, caring for the child, making sure that they want to live and keep them from harm from others and their selves. He listens to his child, he cares for their interests and never laughs at their mistakes. He understands his child's dream and ambitions and would go out of his way to help them reach this. He never puts money at a higher importance, and knows that he cannot buy love.
Above all, he will not hurt his daughter.

Dad often gives hugs to their children

by Sonisphere December 29, 2011

Dad

Leaves you when you are young for either milk or cigarettes.

Dad! I haven’t seen you in ten years!

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Dad

A person who banged your mama

My dad went to buy milk but never came back.

by macaronsuga October 18, 2020

Dad

The champion of hide-and-seek..... His car is playing too!!!! . You'll understand it in a minute

Where are you?

I'm gonna find you dad

by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG September 30, 2020

Dad

where are you?

It's been 10 years. The gas station is only a mile away. Please come back dad

by One Big Mistake April 29, 2019