An absent minded, but ultimately good natured friend. Might leave you stranded in a nightclub whilst he wanders off to get a kebab, but would absolutely get you out of a bind.
A small, insignificant man. States that he is easily bored. Is, in fact, boring.
Very few skills although a passable gymnast. Makes sure everybody is watching whenever he does anything vaguely interesting. Then brings it up incessantly, thus adding to his boring personality.
Hey man, did you hear? They offerin' classes in dabology now. I be looking to get a PhD dawg.
Dude, you ain't doin' it right, let me teach you, I got a doctorate in dabology.
Bruh, did you see Cam Newton throw down that dab? Man, he should teach classes in dabology.