DYBTP

An acronym that stands for "dragging your balls through poop."

Kenny: What you been up to bro?
Justin: Just DYBTP!

DYBTP by kld99 August 29, 2018

debtpression

When you're so broke you spiral into a deep depression stopping you from doing things you love and hanging out with people.

"Hey man, wanna go out tonight?"

"Nah man I don't wanna get worse debtpression"

debtpression by Chardlz January 15, 2017

debtpression

The crippling emotion that is a combination of financial anxiety caused by student loans and depression

i'm gonna sell my lungs on the black market Because I can't breath under all this debtpression anyways

debtpression by Caleb1460 February 4, 2017

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Used to get out of awkward or unwanted situations. Doesn't stand for anything. Just smack your head on the keyboard and people will think 'wtf' and leave you alone. Constantly use if a person does not understand. It's your way of saying 'later bolt'

Your non-existent gf or bf: "My dog just died"
You:dyjbtpheasn asfvskzdjkbvc
Your non-existent gf or bf: "What?"
You:dyjbtpheasn asfvskzdjkbvc
Your non-existent gf or bf: ...bye

dyjbtpheasn asfvskzdjkbvc by AbsoluteNonsense July 13, 2018

Debtpression

I'm aware there is another definition of this on the site but here is mine. Debtpression is when you are in debt probably deep in debt therefore causing you to be depressed over it and you probably can't pay back your debts thus making both debt and depression worse.

I have crippling debtpression! Wow that is outdated and not very original. Debtpression is where you get in debt thus causing you to be depressed.

Debtpression by Jill Doe, Dildoe July 7, 2019

debtpuppet

Someone whose life is consumed by money that is owed or due. Letting that debt

influence their daily life and future plans. Word created by Heather Marter,

cast member of Real World Las Vegas on MTV. Season 25.

"As long as I let this debt, over my head, control my life like the strings on a puppet. I am a debtpuppet!"

debtpuppet by meatjockey April 22, 2013

DBTP

Death By Tide Pods

Officer 1: What happened to him?
Officer 2: looks like another case of DBTP. That's the 4th case this week.
Officer 1: I wonder why these cases have spiked recently.

Officer 2: do u knoe de wae?

*Officer 1 shoots Officer 2*

DBTP by Tide pods January 11, 2018