Similar to a gaggle of retards, a DUNCH consists of two or more individuals grouped together in an intoxicated state that can be observed making loud noises, making poor decisions, and suffering from decreased motorskills.
Jimmy, how are we not going to get kicked out of the club with this DUNCH? One of the members already passed out, one tore an MCL, one sprained an ankle, and one is throwing ice into the crowd and doing the robot!
by Francois1980 March 26, 2009
A TYpE of MARIJUANa That is sort of a mythical type of haze spoken only when under influence of marijuana
by ESCoOO February 18, 2008
The act of Squeezeing the butt cheeks together and fucking them, without penetrating the anus or the vagina.
by TheBlackChad...grimma December 26, 2018
noun.
Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.
Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.
Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:
Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.
Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.
Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:
Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
by Willow October 12, 2007
An abnormally time-consuming, large, pasty and often painful bowel movement. As a general rule, taking a dunch requires most of one's lunch break to pass loaf or loaves and finish the paperwork.
Q: "...Hey Bob, I'm going to that sushi joint with the girls from accounting. You wanna come?"
A: "...I'd love to but I have to take a horrendous dunch." I'll see you at the 3:00 meeting."
A: "...I'd love to but I have to take a horrendous dunch." I'll see you at the 3:00 meeting."
by JEUNT November 12, 2009
Steve is so annoying, I'm going to dunch him when I see him later.
Dude, shut up or I'm going to dunch you into tomorrow.
I'm a dick? Yeah, you're a dick and I'm going to punch you in the face because you're a dick. Oh you're gonna dunch me? Yeah bro, I'm gonna dunch you in your full body dick and then I'm going to go fuck your girl.
Dude, shut up or I'm going to dunch you into tomorrow.
I'm a dick? Yeah, you're a dick and I'm going to punch you in the face because you're a dick. Oh you're gonna dunch me? Yeah bro, I'm gonna dunch you in your full body dick and then I'm going to go fuck your girl.
by Burt Rynolds December 18, 2020
by SL2023 May 10, 2023