Skip to main content
Dont Touch My Penis
Bro I love you but, DTMP.

Let’s get some fries, DTMP.

*Shakes hand with lesbian* “DTMP!!” “What do you mean?” “I’m a lesbian my hands are my penis.”
DTMP by TommyBoiHoffer June 4, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Deep Throat My Penis
Used on MSN & Facebook
you hot girl... DTMP
DTMP by IRapeCats August 14, 2012
Related Words
Down to Mario Party
Tessa invited the HVGS over to her house, because she knows they're always DTMP!
DTMP by Unidentified Pickle August 20, 2020
dont text my phone.
milly: HIIII 🤭

adien: your so irritating, dtmp!
DTMP by KittyMaster 😛 May 8, 2024
dont text my phone
milly: HIII 🤭

jasmine: your so annoying, dtmp!
DTMP by KittyMaster 😛 May 8, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
Next