DSLBJ

as in, "Dear Sweet Lord Baby Jesus"

used in place of OMG ; OMGAWSH ; OMGAWD.
and such.

used mostly by teens ranging from 12-17.
person one - "DSLBJ"
person two - "what is the matter?"
person one - "My parent just wrecked MY car!"
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