DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

by Holden_Makok January 5, 2010

DRUNK AS FUCK

really damn drunk , gona pass out and fall over

hes drunk as fukkkk- dammmm he drunk

by pufud February 27, 2005

drunk as fuck

eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk

Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."

by big billy catfish April 9, 2019

Too Drunk To Fuck

Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.

"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"

by mecha-streisand December 1, 2008

Drunk Truck Fuck

1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.

2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.

Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"

Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."

Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"

Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"

by loovemuscle March 27, 2009

drunk the fuck up

when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.

I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.

by del swennard April 3, 2009

drunk the fuck up

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐

Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪

by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020